Vag

Vag (rhymes with "badge") is short for vagina.  I'm so sad to admit that it's a douche word, but...yeah, it really is. I started using this word after I was keeping a friend company in the E.R. I started poking around the cabinets in the room we were in, and found something called a "vag pack." It was full of things you would find at your gyno's office, including a speculum (aka those cold metal duck lips).

P.S. I'm thinking gyno is another douche word.
P.P.S. Apparently "vag pack" is also a group of girls who go to the bathroom together.
P.P.P.S. What's the douche equivalent for the male anatomy?