Who knew that there were so many annoying douche words when it came to food? Whether it's an acronym that sounds ridiculous (EVOO) or something it is supposedly cute for a child to say (bisquetti instead of spaghetti), the following words are all Douchionary worthy.
Margs - margaritas
Cukes - cucumbers
Burgs - burgers
FroYo - frozen yogurt
Taters, Spuds - potatoes
Maters - tomatoes
Nanners - bananas
Bisquetti - spaghetti
*EVOO - extra virgin olive oil
*sammich - sandwich
Champus - champagne
Brekkie - breakfast
Chicky nugs - chicken nuggets
Dumplin' - dumpling
Descriptive words that are also douchariffic:
Delish
Nibble
*Yum-o
*These indicate words that Rachael Ray frequently says. Can she BE any more annoying?!
Friday, July 9, 2010
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