Friday, July 9, 2010

Douchey Food Names

Who knew that there were so many annoying douche words when it came to food? Whether it's an acronym that sounds ridiculous (EVOO) or something it is supposedly cute for a child to say (bisquetti instead of spaghetti), the following words are all Douchionary worthy.

Margs - margaritas
Cukes - cucumbers
Burgs - burgers
FroYo - frozen yogurt
Taters, Spuds - potatoes
Maters - tomatoes
Nanners - bananas
Bisquetti - spaghetti
*EVOO - extra virgin olive oil
*sammich - sandwich
Champus - champagne
Brekkie - breakfast
Chicky nugs - chicken nuggets
Dumplin' - dumpling

Descriptive words that are also douchariffic:

Delish
Nibble
*Yum-o

*These indicate words that Rachael Ray frequently says. Can she BE any more annoying?!

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