Ciggie

I can't even say ciggie - short for cigarette, pronounced like biggie but with an s - out loud. That's how annoying the word is to me. Ciggie...ugh. It just sounds like cancer and cutesy language mixed together. Like, "Aw, look at that widdle baby lung cancer! That's a good baby lung cancer! Pass me my ciggie."

By the way, I most recently heard this word in a 3OH3! song. I should be loyal to a band that came out of my own state, but honestly? "Baby's got a ciggie in her lip and knows she's cancerous." Gahhh.