Hilar

Hilar (hill-AIR) is short for hilarious. I am pretty much using the douche version instead of the real word almost exclusively now. Something about it is just incredibly addictive. Also, it reminds me of Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. You know...Hillary...Bel-Air..

.hilar.

I like to use hilar when talking about someone doing something stupid. Like, "OMG, did you see that guy trip and fall on his ass? He looked so pissed! It was HILAR."

In sum, I say use hilar in a sentence today! You won't be sorry. You'll just be a douche. Which is ok, if you're doing it ironically. I think.