Deece

Today's word has a double meaning, making it twice as douchey!

Deece (pronounced like fleece) could mean decent, as in, "Hey, you did a pretty deece job on that presentation." Or it could mean deceased, as in, "Don't mess with me Gramps, you're borderline deece and I will kick your ass" (although why you would say this, I just don't know.

Your best bet is to combine the two for maximum douche effect: "The undertaker did a deece job of doing the makeup for the deece".

I feel dirty now.