Deece

Today's word has a double meaning, making it twice as douchey!

Deece (pronounced like fleece) could mean decent, as in, "Hey, you did a pretty deece job on that presentation." Or it could mean deceased, as in, "Don't mess with me Gramps, you're borderline deece and I will kick your ass" (although why you would say this, I just don't know.

Your best bet is to combine the two for maximum douche effect: "The undertaker did a deece job of doing the makeup for the deece".

I feel dirty now.

Flav

Flav. You know, like flavor. Like creepy, giant-clock-wearing rapper man-whore Flavor Flav. Like stupid, so-not-as-good-as-Otter-Pops popsicle Fla-Vor-Ice.

Anyway. The word flav is just one of those words that hits my ear wrong, like the word rural. It's kind of like a song ending that doesn't have that final beat to resolve it, and you sit there just waiting for that last note and then feel dissatisfied when you don't hear it.

P.S. Remember Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait? He said "Why you gotta be wastin' my flava?"