Sitch

Sitch = Situation. I had to post this word today, because a friend literally just said to me, "What's the sitch?" I had that "Uh oh, you are going to be mocked on The Douchionary because of that!" moment. Muhahaha. Sitch is one of those words that, while douche-like, still sounds better than calling yourself The Situation, like that douchebag on Jersey Shore. Not that I watch it. (No seriously, I don't.)