Cray Cray

A really, really stupid way to say 'crazy'.

Per Markus (paraphrased): "Someone posted this on Facebook today referring to how crazy the twinky gay teens are at the club on Thursday nights. He was trying to be cute, but he sounded douchey."

It also totally sounds like BABY TALK. Gross.

Sesh

On behalf of Markus:

Okay, so friend of mine from Boston yesterday referred to his skate park expedition as a short mini rail sesh, I assume short for session. Not only is this douchey, but most skater kids nowadays are not the same type of kids they were when I was a kid. Now they're just emo, with bad haircuts and hygiene problems. That just makes them a douche period.

Nessa

(guest post from Markus)

Short for necessary. I originally heard this in a Mel Brooks movie which did make me laugh, but I heard an instructor use it recently and couldn't help but think "You're well over 40, no one in the classes that you teach cares if you try to say anything cool unless it ends in "...there is no homework, see you next week." or "Do you kids want me to buy you beer?"