Qual

Today's word is qual, short for quality. I like to use it when describing ugly clothing. Like, "Hey, that shirt is a high-qual item." (Say it in a really sarcastic voice, though.) The best thing about the word qual: if used properly, it could be a pretty damn good Scrabble word.

Apresh

Pronounce this word like "uh preeeesh," and use it when you want to abbreviate 'appreciate'. Or actually, don't. If someone actually said to me, "Thanks, much apresh" instead of "Thanks, I appreciate that" I might have to kick them in their shins. Or, more appropriately, tell them to their face that they are a complete douchebag.