Brill

A shortened version of the word "brilliant". I don't get it. Why would you shorten an awesome word to a word that sounds awkward when you say it? Brill. It has the same effect on me as the word "rural". It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. Plus, it rhymes with other hate-able words like "fer rilll" (as in "for real") and "grill" (as in teeth).

Presh

The laziest - and most annoying way ever - to say "precious". I'm pretty sure you have to be talking about puppies! or kitties! or shoes! or boys! to say this word. "OMG!!! That boy with the cute shoes with puppies and kitties on them is so presh!"

OJ

Pronounced like the word "mojo" without the first m or last o, and without all the fun Austin Powers associations. I once used this word to order a juice at breakfast and our drag queen server mercilessly mocked me for the rest of the meal. I totally deserved it.

Bestie

Best friends or BFFs (also an annoying "word"). I picture people who call their friends besties as the type who can't take a crap without their friend holding their hand through the door. I've actually seen people so up each other's ass that they do this, too. Gross.

Totes

Totes. When the 3 syllables of "totally" is just too much to bother with. I'll admit that I love using the word "totally." It may even sound '80s/'90s valley girl of me, but I can't help it. I LOVE THAT WORD. But totes? God... it just sounds horrible.Unless you're using it ironically, of course. In which case, go for it. It's awesome. Totes.